Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize