I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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