Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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