That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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