lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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