after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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