Do you still have your period?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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