ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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