Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Randomize