what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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