what if I'm pregnant?
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i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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