my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Ladies don't puke and tell
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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