Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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