It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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