actually, I'm a sock model
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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