Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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