and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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