I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do you still have your period?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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