yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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