So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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