The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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