Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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