Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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40s are totally the cure
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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