I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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