there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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