You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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