We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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