they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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