No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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