Buhtt sex?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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