yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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