Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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