would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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