Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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