did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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