AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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