I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The adults are the big ones right?
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