i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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