we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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