that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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