The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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