omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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