can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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