dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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