Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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