whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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