That's when you crack a 10am beer
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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