Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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