he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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