Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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