Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Shame - the story of my life.
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